Will you cut the fat?

It's National Unfriend Day on Facebook. Who will cut the mustard from your friends list? Will YOU get the axe? The worst part about getting unsuspectingly unfriended is that you generally don't notice for a while, because let's face it, if you're being unfriended you're probably not actually friends. But then 6 months down the road it just feels like a big ol' sucker punch. Did Jessica unfriend me? OMG she did! Seriously? WTF? WHAT DID I DO TO THAT BIT*H?! Until the pain subsides about 10 seconds later when you come to terms with the fact that it took you 6 months to notice her absence from your life in the first place. Oh, it's not so bad.